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▲ Do You Have Pre-2012 Onion Issues?(theonion.com)
179 points by mooreds 3 hours ago | 18 comments
▲crtasm 2 hours ago | parent | next [-]

>Certain issues of The Onion newspaper are mysteriously missing from our 270-year archive, and you might be able to help us recover them.

▲twiss an hour ago | parent [-]

I know everything they write is potentially a joke but I got curious when The Onion was founded; apparently it was in 1988, 38 years ago :)

▲a012 39 minutes ago | parent [-]

It sounds like their archive contains 270 year old contents, not that they’re 270 year old company

▲twiss 33 minutes ago | parent [-]

https://theonion.com/about-us/ says:

> Rising from its humble beginnings as a print newspaper in 1756, The Onion now enjoys a daily readership of 4.3 trillion and has grown into the single most powerful and influential organization in human history.

so I'm pretty sure it's just a joke.

▲plasticchris 21 minutes ago | parent | next [-]

Seems legit, I trust them. They even filed an amicus brief with scotus

▲mooreds 11 minutes ago | parent [-]

Here's the amicus brief: https://www.supremecourt.gov/DocketPDF/22/22-293/242292/2022...

▲a012 25 minutes ago | parent | prev [-]

Yeah I know, nobody takes The Onion at face value. They like to play with words

▲mat_epice an hour ago | parent | prev | next [-]

I was excited that I may have been able to help, but I just have issues from volumes 36 and 37... Perhaps this is for the best, as it would have deeply fed my pack rat tendencies.

▲ck2 43 minutes ago | parent | prev | next [-]

libraries sadly have to destroy old archives all the time

but it's not like a lost Doctor Who episode, it will show up eventually

meanwhile they can keep eerily predicting dystopia like the government televising executions for entertainment a year before it happens

▲johnnyApplePRNG 2 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-]

Did somebody steal these magazines or are they just being overly dramatic?

▲jandrese 34 minutes ago | parent | next [-]

I'm guessing they lost their back issues due to neglect and sometimes tragedy. When people are first starting out they often don't think that in 30 years time they will want a physical copy of their joke periodical and warehouse space is always limited. When budgets get tight it is sometimes the storage bill that has to be cut.

▲sghiassy an hour ago | parent | prev | next [-]

Could also just be a joke - never know with the Onion ;)

▲_joel 2 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-]

They could have just lost them too, doesn't need to be nefarious.

▲Vaslo an hour ago | parent | prev | next [-]

Hard to tell if the onion is trying to be funny?

▲striking an hour ago | parent | prev [-]

It was me. Just wait until they find out which of the 1920s issues I took.

▲mooreds an hour ago | parent | prev [-]

Should have posted the direct link with more details about what they are looking for and how to help.

That's here: https://theonion.com/archivehunt/

▲tomhow 35 minutes ago | parent [-]

Updated, thanks!

▲mooreds 12 minutes ago | parent [-]

Title should actually be "Do you have pre-2014 Onion issues?"

Because they are looking for issues in 2012 and 2013 as well.