> Rising from its humble beginnings as a print newspaper in 1756, The Onion now enjoys a daily readership of 4.3 trillion and has grown into the single most powerful and influential organization in human history.

so I'm pretty sure it's just a joke.

plasticchris an hour ago | parent | next [-]

Seems legit, I trust them. They even filed an amicus brief with scotus

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mooreds an hour ago | parent [-]

Here's the amicus brief: https://www.supremecourt.gov/DocketPDF/22/22-293/242292/2022...

	▲	shermantanktop 29 minutes ago \| parent [-]
		Read the whole thing. Lots of onion-type gags in there.

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a012 an hour ago | parent | prev [-]

Yeah I know, nobody takes The Onion at face value. They like to play with words