> The results revealed that Jonathan has “unique gene variants in most aging pathways” including DNA repair, insulin regulation, mitochondrial function, and “low entropy” methylation, reports the study.

min-maxing longevity vs speed and charisma

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luipugs 5 hours ago | parent | next [-]

I dunno, I think he's pretty charismatic. He has all these researchers wanting to spend time with him.

	▲	scun 5 hours ago \| parent \| next [-]
		Sure but biologists will talk to anything. You know what happened to the other tortoises? Bored to death.
	▲	DrMandalay 24 minutes ago \| parent \| prev \| next [-]
		The oldest gay tortoise there is. You can hear the grunts when he and Frederick are fucking from the other side of the valley.
	▲	PalmPilotProMax 2 hours ago \| parent \| prev [-]
		Yeah, but is he more charismatic than Bryan Johnson? Wait till he gets his hands on turtle semen and peptides

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kspacewalk2 3 hours ago | parent | prev [-]

The hare really ought to take notes