| ▲ | luipugs 5 hours ago | |
I dunno, I think he's pretty charismatic. He has all these researchers wanting to spend time with him. | ||
| ▲ | scun 5 hours ago | parent | next [-] | |
Sure but biologists will talk to anything. You know what happened to the other tortoises? Bored to death. | ||
| ▲ | DrMandalay 22 minutes ago | parent | prev | next [-] | |
The oldest gay tortoise there is. You can hear the grunts when he and Frederick are fucking from the other side of the valley. | ||
| ▲ | PalmPilotProMax 2 hours ago | parent | prev [-] | |
Yeah, but is he more charismatic than Bryan Johnson? Wait till he gets his hands on turtle semen and peptides | ||