Because I want to go to the doctor and I don't want to personally call n shithole private equity owned chain practices myself to find out if they take my insurance and are accepting new patients?

There are healthcare concierge services for this, my job offers one, which I use any time I need something like this.

You're going about it backwards.

Your insurance company has a list of the doctors who take your insurance. That's their job. They have people who do nothing but that every day for their work.