Just pirate it. Minecraft is really easy to pirate if you don't want to play multiplayer, or want to play on pirate-compatible servers (which is one boolean flag in the official server configuration file and doesn't require a pirated server).

Make sure to get Java Edition. The other one is just an ad-riddden slopfest where they also ban you if you say swear words.

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epistasis 33 minutes ago | parent [-]

The point of the account was multiplayer, unfortunately. Wanted a locked down account to play the game with a closed group of friends.

Ended up on Minecraft Education on the computer, eventually.

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inigyou 5 minutes ago | parent [-]

Closed group of friends works fine in offline mode (pirate friendly mode).

	▲	epistasis a few seconds ago \| parent [-]
		If you can get a group of other parents to also pirate... Not really in the cards, though I can appreciate your dedication to pirate advocacy.