You’ll be delighted to learn Professor Shoelace exists: https://www.fieggen.com/shoelace/

Those skeuomorphic eyelets are top notch.

Good for you Ian, happy guy.

I gotta say though: https://www.fieggen.com/shoelace/knots.htm

Most of these look like dogshit.

Feel like I would be tripping over my own feet lookin like a shipwreck.

This one is bullshit, he's padding content: https://www.fieggen.com/shoelace/startknot.htm That's not a knot. Not a knot.

That's the beginning of tying your shoes.

Come on Professor!