Those skeuomorphic eyelets are top notch.

Good for you Ian, happy guy.

I gotta say though: https://www.fieggen.com/shoelace/knots.htm

Most of these look like dogshit.

Feel like I would be tripping over my own feet lookin like a shipwreck.

This one is bullshit, he's padding content: https://www.fieggen.com/shoelace/startknot.htm That's not a knot. Not a knot.

That's the beginning of tying your shoes.

Come on Professor!

I do love the Ian Knot, and I taught myself to do it for a while. Alas I stopped wearing lace-up shoes for some years and when I went back to them the muscle-memory for the standard knot was strong, so I just stuck with it.