Death by a thousand cuts. It never stops at just one thing.

wpollock 3 hours ago | parent | next [-]

Car: You look tired. There's a motel in 3 miles.

Car: You appear to be suffering from acne. Try Zit-away, available at the convenience store in 2.4 kilometers.

Car: Facial recognition failed. Car is now disabled. Contact your car dealer to reenable vehicle.

	▲	rapnie 3 hours ago \| parent \| next [-]
		Car: You are politically active for the wrong party. Doors locked. Battery will now catch fire.
	▲	aliasxneo an hour ago \| parent \| prev [-]
		That third one sounds like it would be fun trying to explain to your boss.

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