| ▲ | wpollock 3 hours ago | |
Car: You look tired. There's a motel in 3 miles. Car: You appear to be suffering from acne. Try Zit-away, available at the convenience store in 2.4 kilometers. Car: Facial recognition failed. Car is now disabled. Contact your car dealer to reenable vehicle. | ||
| ▲ | rapnie 3 hours ago | parent | next [-] | |
Car: You are politically active for the wrong party. Doors locked. Battery will now catch fire. | ||
| ▲ | aliasxneo an hour ago | parent | prev [-] | |
That third one sounds like it would be fun trying to explain to your boss. | ||