Can't read it without consenting to unwanted tracking or clicking through 100+ individual spying "partners" to opt out.

Garbage.

You're not supposed to complain about the website design, according to the guidelines. It doesn't further the discussion.

An adblocker not only blocks ads and trackers but also cookie notices, so that could improve your experience on the web. I recommend Brave browser or adding uBlock Origin Lite to your existing browser.