By eck lad, Accrington Stanley?

I would love to be able to write in proper narfuck, and have which ever screen reader read it out in the authentic accent for that area (central norfolk, not norwich, broadlands or the wierdos in the fens.)

There is something deeply joyful (to me) about a thick regional accent.

Remember the scene in Hot Fuzz where the accents are so thick they need 3 layers of translation:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hs-rgvkRfwc