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dang 5 hours ago

[stub for offtopicness]

p.s. come on you guys - this is not what HN is for. You may not owe $megacorp better but you owe this community better if you're participating here.

999900000999 6 hours ago | parent | next [-]

Feels like the premise for a spy comedy with a protagonist whose mind can’t be read.

When the bad guys try they just get the lyrics to Yoko Ono music.

moolcool 6 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-]

It'll be a cold day in hell before Meta gets access to my brainwaves. Good heavens, can you imagine?

kibwen 6 hours ago | parent | next [-]

I'm glad that, with any luck, I'll be dead before this kind of thing is commonplace.

vlian2088 4 hours ago | parent | prev [-]

2034: brainwave readers are now production-ready

2035: every phone comes with one so you can can do things without clicking any yucky buttons

2036: China mandates phone manufacturers to capture and submit brain data to the state to protect the children and promote social harmony. EU and US condemn. the media condemns.

2037: the EU mandates phone manufacturers to capture and submit brain data to the state to protect the children and fight malinformation. the media applauds.

2038: the US, ruled by the blue party, mandates phone manufacturers to capture and submit brain data to the state to protect the children and combat white nationalism. the red party condemns.

2039: the US, now ruled by the red party, abolishes the previous law and introduces a new one, mandating phone manufacturers to capture and submit brain data to the state to protect the children and combat illegal immigration. the blue party condemns.

tantalor 6 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-]

Do they test against people not in their training cohort?

fooker 4 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-]

@dang How is this offtopic?

Meta has shown remarkable disregard to users' and employees' privacy.

Why should that not come up when discussing an entirely new dystopian technology that allows them to invade privacy at scale?

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setnone 5 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-]

non-invasive tech from meta? i don't buy that

botfriendsarent 6 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-]

I tried it all it said was "Hot or not?" before it crashed

TheOtherHobbes 6 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-]

A word recondition ration of 78% is still petty poop.

dang 5 hours ago | parent [-]

"Please don't post shallow dismissals, especially of other people's work. A good critical comment teaches us something."

https://news.ycombinator.com/newsguidelines.html

NiloCK 6 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-]

Any minute: wear it permanently to sell training data on LLMs. Take an audited IQ test to negotiate your rate.

Better than text-stripping the internet - this thing will soon be pulling the logits as well.

dang 5 hours ago | parent | next [-]

"Please don't post shallow dismissals, especially of other people's work. A good critical comment teaches us something."

"Don't be snarky."

https://news.ycombinator.com/newsguidelines.html

NiloCK 5 hours ago | parent [-]

Great respect to site guidelines, and to you. Object on both counts.

1. The post was obviously bullish / optimistic on the technical capabilities. Not in the least dismissive.

2. The economics extrapolation is obvious. See current precedent for paid access for purchased screen-casts of dev work: https://pdoom.org/open_calls/04_crowd_cast.html

UltraSane 6 hours ago | parent | prev [-]

I can actually see this happening someday. Theoretical physicists could charge thousands of dollars an hour.

throwawalien 6 hours ago | parent [-]

if you think they're going to pay people for their data you haven't been paying attention

they'll just put it buried on page 450 of the meta glasses 3 or something

UltraSane 5 hours ago | parent [-]

They are already paying scarce labor like medical doctors and lawyers hundreds of dollars an hour to create training data. The RoI for training data is high because it can be used to train many models.

fooker 6 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-]

Coming soon to a Meta office near you: brain-scanning to make sure employees are focused, happy, and productive!

There are no layoffs in Ba Sing Se.

celeries 5 hours ago | parent [-]

If this happens, I'll be listening to music with the most annoying lyrics on repeat.

androiddrew 4 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-]

[flagged]

1970-01-01 6 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-]

The dystopian future will use this to get passwords/passphrases.

LPisGood 6 hours ago | parent [-]

Wouldn’t a wrench work just as well?

1970-01-01 5 hours ago | parent | next [-]

No, the wrench only works as a threat. Once you beat the brains out of someone, you can't try again.

sublinear 5 hours ago | parent | prev [-]

It's much easier to resist torture.

iLoveOncall 6 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-]

The future is dark.

egypturnash 5 hours ago | parent | prev [-]

[flagged]

dang 2 hours ago | parent | next [-]

Ok, but please don't post unsubstantive comments to Hacker News.

Gigachad 4 hours ago | parent | prev [-]

Imagine the shareholder value if he could just beam ads directly in to your brain.

johnsmith1840 3 hours ago | parent [-]

Lightspeed briefs, for the discriminating crotch!