I have a better one:
curl https://alx.sh | sh
This comment is almost at the quality of "install gentoo" but it lacks the panache and vintage that 4chan has.
The difference being that install Gentoo would be 15 pages of instructions, not just pipe this into sh.
If I were on my computer, it'd actually link the Gentoo script that we used to bootstrap it on AWS.
This retort would hit a lot differently if macOS wasn't an advertisement-infested shithole of an OS in 2026.
I'm a classic macOS fan, but it's time for us to admit that it's not a premium OS anymore. It's a service upsell layer.