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Incident Report: CVE-2024-YIKES(nesbitt.io)
478 points by miniBill 13 hours ago | 119 comments
lynndotpy 12 hours ago | parent | next [-]

For anyone confused, this is (very good imo) fiction about supply-chain incidents. It had me very worried during a brief scan that it was real though, which made me read it more attentively :)

adastra22 10 hours ago | parent | next [-]

I couldn't tell at first, tbh. It had this vibe: https://github.com/bitcoin/bips/blob/master/bip-0042.mediawi...

OhMeadhbh 7 hours ago | parent [-]

Yeah. Me too. It looked like a spoof when I started reading, but as I went on it didn't seem to be increasing in it's implausibility.

adastra22 an hour ago | parent [-]

Well, the one I linked to is real. BIP-42 made bitcoin's monetary policy fixed, by fixing a bug in the client which would have resulted in the initial subsidy code being reset every ~250 years or so. It's just the official writeup documenting it that is silly.

zahlman 5 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-]

"left-justify" absolutely slayed me :)

smsm42 6 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-]

Searching for CVE-2024-YIKES also provides a gallery of AI slop blogs that AI-rewrite the content of this post while being absolutely stone cold serious about it.

b473a 5 hours ago | parent [-]

Currently a Google search for vulpine-lz4 gives a very serious AI overview.

trollbridge 3 hours ago | parent [-]

Googling is no longer a reliable way to figure out if something is real or not (since, in this case, it just regurgitates the original article, including a couple slop blogs about it)

philipwhiuk 12 hours ago | parent | prev [-]

'nmp'

INTPenis 11 hours ago | parent | next [-]

Node's Malicious Packages.

krautsauer 7 hours ago | parent | prev [-]

I only noticed at goat farming. But anyway, what would a left-justify package do?

swiftcoder 26 minutes ago | parent | next [-]

> I only noticed at goat farming

Heh. I didn't even blink at that. I know a couple of open-source folks who actually packed up to buy off-grid farms in Portugal

smsm42 6 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-]

Same as left-pad (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Npm_left-pad_incident) but much better?

yk 6 hours ago | parent | prev [-]

Pull left-pad as dependency presumably.

yellowapple 4 hours ago | parent [-]

Which then, inexplicably, pulls left-justify as a recursive dependency.

athrowaway3z 10 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-]

> Day 1, 14:47 UTC — Among the exfiltrated credentials: the maintainer of vulpine-lz4, a Rust library for “blazingly fast Firefox-themed LZ4 decompression.” The library’s logo is a cartoon fox with sunglasses. It has 12 stars on GitHub but is a transitive dependency of cargo itself.

I got a bit curious and here is an incomplete list of crates to compromise to be part of the cargo build and that already have a build.rs so it doesn't stand out to much:

flate2 tar curl-sys libgit2-sys openssl-sys libsqlite3-sys blake3 libz-sys zstd-sys cc

As a nice bonus - if you get rights for xz2 you can compromise rustup.

Fwiw at least they do track Cargo.lock

b40d-48b2-979e 6 hours ago | parent [-]

-sys crates are just bindings and doing something else in them is highly suspect. The rest I recognize as being owned by a Rust maintainer like alexcrichton or rustlang itself.

nextaccountic 3 hours ago | parent | next [-]

> The rest I recognize as being owned by a Rust maintainer like alexcrichton

The issue here isn't Alex Crichton going rogue, but rather, some malware stealing his credentials to use them to publish more malware in crates.io

In this sense, the more well known and upstanding Rust developer, the higher the risk they will be targeted by such operations

b40d-48b2-979e 3 hours ago | parent [-]

With crates.io using GH as its IdP, I think there would be much farther reaching consequences to account pwning in that scenario. I agree, though, that the security model for crates.io is only as strong as the weakest link there, and would pray someone like Alex is using physical tokens or the like for his MFA and can't be conned by a well-crafted email.

duped 5 hours ago | parent | prev [-]

sys crates are also mostly generated and lack a lot of eyeballs. Sneaking something into the build.rs of a sys crate would not be difficult and would land in the builds of everything downstream of it.

b40d-48b2-979e 3 hours ago | parent [-]

    would not be difficult
Surely that's why we see evidence of all these build script attacks, since it's so easy?
jchw 2 hours ago | parent [-]

I had pondered the same thing about other package ecosystems in the past, in general. Now with the benefit of hindsight we can comfortably say that the absence of known (!) attacks doesn't really say anything about how relatively difficult an attack would be. Are -sys crates, or build script attacks, particularly potent? Who knows. When I did a cursory search, the only attempts I saw were at runtime rather than build time[1]. Which raises a good point; pwning a developer machine or CI box with a build script may be quite valuable, but if you might get that and prod with a runtime exploit, is the build time exploit that much more valuable? Guess it depends! (Of course, I personally think having at least optional build time sandboxing is even better than hoping it won't be valuable to attack.)

Of course, crates.io has surely had some malicious packages. (I'd assume it isn't all that unlikely there could be some undiscovered right now; it's definitely large enough for something like that to slip under the radar, even if it is relatively small compared to say, NPM.) But, I think it really hasn't had its XZ backdoor moment, its left-pad, where you really get to see how well it does or doesn't handle a serious challenge. Since I have actually not published on crates.io, I'm not really sure how the security posture is, but if it's more similar to other programming language repositories than it is to Linux repos, I dunno exactly why it would be hard to believe a high-level compromise is possible and could slip in (really, anywhere, be it a build script or otherwise.). Of course, "would not be difficult" is all relative. I'm sure many of these attacks are not really all that simple, but a lot of them aren't exactly groundbreaking either. It was well executed and took quite a lot of time, sure, but there wasn't all that much about the XZ backdoor that was novel. (Except maybe the slyness with which the payload was hidden in test files. That was pretty cool.)

[1]: https://blog.rust-lang.org/2025/09/24/crates.io-malicious-cr...

david_shaw 12 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-]

It's easy to be cynical because, yes, both the problems and solutions seem dead obvious in hindsight. But for a long time (and maybe even still), a hacker creed was "move fast and break things."

It's great that there's so much momentum in fixing the glaring problems with supply chain systems like npm, but I'm concerned that we're entering a new era of security-related problems caused in large part by agentic development.

I'm not just talking about Mythos/Glasswing surfacing vulnerabilities in pretty much everything it touches; I think the way we're developing software, pulling in dependencies, and potentially losing human thought modeling of complex systems is going to lead to a lot of hacked together software and infrastructure that humans won't fully understand.

I hope in a few years we don't look back at today and wonder how we could have been so naive -- how we failed to actually plan for the long-tail of AI development in a way that doesn't solve problems by attempting to just use AI to rebuild complex systems.

But the article was funny.

saint_yossarian 12 hours ago | parent [-]

> But for a long time (and maybe even still), a hacker creed was "move fast and break things."

Was it? I thought Zuckerberg coined this horrible phrase.

david_shaw 11 hours ago | parent | next [-]

He certainly popularized it (maybe coined it), but I've seen a lot of organizations and developers repeat that mantra.

Even without the specific words, look to product teams debating tradeoffs of going to market vs. waiting for better security controls. They're pushing for faster product release every time, at pretty much every org.

cassianoleal 11 hours ago | parent [-]

In any case, not really a hacker's creed. This has always been withinin the realm of corporations, especially Silicon Valley or adjacent.

asah 11 hours ago | parent [-]

MFABT is about survival. Don't hate the player, hate the game.

walrus01 9 hours ago | parent | next [-]

Sir, this is not /r/linkedinlunatics/

jazzyjackson 10 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-]

Don't know any hackers who talk like this. More "if you don't like the rules, play a different game"

cwillu 10 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-]

I will absolutely hate the players that chose the game and designed the rules.

dxdm 10 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-]

Por que no los dos? Some players seem very gleeful.

cassianoleal 11 hours ago | parent | prev [-]

I'm not sure what you're responding to.

jerhewet 9 hours ago | parent | prev [-]

Joel Spolsky.

https://www.joelonsoftware.com/2000/04/06/things-you-should-...

rectang 9 hours ago | parent | next [-]

I love that article, but the words "move", "fast", and "break" don't appear in it.

gfody 4 hours ago | parent | prev [-]

https://www.google.com/search?q=sposky%27s+worst+essay&sclie...

ObiKenobi 11 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-]

The maintainer of left-justify receives his YubiKey from yubikey-official-store.net. It is a $4 USB drive containing a README that says “lol.”

Got me seriously laughing... Such a troll.

sdenton4 10 hours ago | parent | next [-]

Yeah that's great. I love that plugging in the USB device from the phishing site is, itself, another attack vector...

walrus01 8 hours ago | parent [-]

I actually wonder if somebody used a fake identity to set up an account with a warehousing/shipment fulfillment company that stocks things and ships them, then set up the appropriate EDI pipeline to send shipping orders to it... What would be the results if a decently budgeted adversary made something attractive looking that shipped malicious USB flash drives to anyone that requested one.

I know we're not in the era when a windows pc will happily run any autorun.inf and .EXE file found on an inserted flash drive or DVD anymore. But even so. What if it didn't even have any malicious data payload but somebody was shipping USB-A interface capacitor based usb killers?

https://www.slashgear.com/1819672/usb-killer-explained-kill-...

What if it did have data on it and came with a slick color brochure walking people through how to run the binary, or in a linux or developer specific audience, how to 'sudo' the ELF binary that lives on its filesystem?

shakna 4 hours ago | parent [-]

A USB that was both storage and a keyboard, that executed the keystrokes to download malware, was demo'd at a DefCon a few years back.

smsm42 6 hours ago | parent | prev [-]

I mean, this is way more than you would usually get from a fishing site - a functioning USB drive!

EdwardDiego 8 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-]

As a Fish aficionado (Afishionado?) - I feel both attacked and seen by this:

> who asked us to clarify that the fish shell is not malware, it just feels that way sometimes.

And unrelated to shells...

> The author would like to remind stakeholders that the security team’s headcount request has been in the backlog since Q1 2023.

I also feel seen by this.

walrus01 8 hours ago | parent [-]

> As a Fish aficionado (Afishionado?) - I feel both attacked and seen by this:

As an alternative, it could apt-get or dnf install 'figlet' and then overwrite the contents of /etc/motd with 'all your base are belong to us' in extremely large ASCII art font.

red_admiral 12 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-]

This is the most SCP thing I've read in a while that's not actually an SCP.

hacker_homie 12 hours ago | parent [-]

Ah yes a very rare:

Supply Chain problem(SCP)

Aachen 12 hours ago | parent [-]

Thanks, I totally read that as secure copy despite the context

cxcorp 12 hours ago | parent [-]

It's a reference to the SCP Wiki (https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/)

bpavuk 10 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-]

the Karen one gave me a good laugh :D ;) reminds me of a `make`-based build script I once got when reviewing a classmate's project - it attempted to `rm -rf` my home folder if the hostname contains `bpavuk`. that was in seventh grade!!

ineedasername 9 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-]

>"The legitimate maintainer has won €2.3 million in the EuroMillions and is researching goat farming in Portugal..."

>"Root Cause: A dog named Kubernets ate a Yubikey

Ah, yes, irresponsible to get taken in by one of the well-known classic exploits. The 'ol "distract someone with a lottery windfall & make a dongle irresistibly tasty to another person's pet". When will people learn.

vsgherzi 12 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-]

Supply chain incidents suck and we need to do better. Personally for rust I’m a proponent of the foundation supporting a few core crates that go under the same audit procedure as the main rust language and give funding to the project to limit supply chain vulns. I don’t think the right answer is to remove systems like crates or npm. Crate and npm are a boon for many developers.

vsgherzi 12 hours ago | parent | next [-]

Crates has also been making efforts to include rust sec, but in addition to the above I would like the community to shy away from many small dependencies to a few larger ones just as tokio has

fleventynine 12 hours ago | parent | next [-]

Many small crates published by large, trustworthy projects are fine and preferable to one large crate that "does everything".

zbentley 12 hours ago | parent | next [-]

Why?

Honest question. Commons, Guava, Spring, and more seem to take this approach successfully (as in, the drawbacks are outweighed by the benefits in convenience, quality, and security) in Java. Are benefits in binary size really worth that complexity?

And before someone says “just have a better standard library”, think about why that is considered a solution here. Languages with a large and capable standard library remain more secure than the supply-chain fiascos on NPM because they have a) very large communities reviewing and participating in changes and b) have extremely regulated and careful release processes. Those things aren’t likely to be possible in most small community libraries.

pornel 9 hours ago | parent | next [-]

Why? It's the essence of "Simple Made Easy": you don't have other code to complect with. You have a smaller interface, focused on a singular goal. When a library has to work as a standalone project, it can't be accidentally entangled with other components of a larger project.

Smaller implementations are also easier to review against malware, because there are fewer places to hide. You don't have to guess how a component may interact with all the other parts of a large framework, because there aren't any.

There are also practical Rust-specific concerns. Fine-grained code reuse helps with compile times (a smaller component can be reused in more projects, and more crates increase build parallelism).

It makes testing easier. Rust doesn't have enough dynamic monkey-patching for mocking of objects, so testing of code buried deep in a monolith is tricky. Splitting code into small libraries surfaces interfaces that are easily testable in isolation.

It helps with semver. A semver-major upgrade of one large library that everyone uses requires everyone to upgrade the whole thing at the same time, which can stall like the Python 2-to-3 transition. Splitting a monolith into smaller components allows versioning them separately, so the stable parts stay stable, and the churning parts affect smaller subsets of users.

xg15 10 hours ago | parent | prev [-]

You will have lots of dead code in your build.

That dead code might have "dead dependencies" - transitive dependencies of its own, that it pulls in even though they are not actually used in the parts of the crate you care about.

In the worst case, you can also have "undead code" - event handlers, hooks, background workers etc that the framework automatically registers and runs and that will do something at runtime, with all the credentials and data access of your application, but that have nothing to do with what you wanted to do. (Looking at you, Spring...)

All those things greatly increase the attack surface, I think even more than pulling in single-purpose library.

tardedmeme 9 hours ago | parent [-]

Libraries like Guava and Commons don't have transitive dependencies - they are self contained except for other parts of the same library.

rcxdude 5 hours ago | parent [-]

The same issue occurs whether you bundle all the code together or not, it's just that if you bundle it together you don't see what's happening and you can't use only part of it easily.

vsgherzi 12 hours ago | parent | prev [-]

Yeah I’d agree that multiple crates under one project is basically the same as 1 large crate. The real problem is how many people you’re trusting and it’s all coming from the same person.

kibwen 10 hours ago | parent | prev [-]

Contrary to what the article here presents, Rust does not have a culture of microlibraries like NPM does. The author and their LLM are cargo-culting a criticism of Rust made by people whose only experience is with the Node ecosystem. The Rust stdlib may not be especially "wide" compared to languages like Python, but it is quite deep, with the objective of making it so that you don't feel the need to publish single-purpose libraries which only exist to fix papercuts. Dozens of new APIs get added with every Rust release, which, occurring every six weeks, amounts to hundreds per year.

MarsIronPI 4 hours ago | parent [-]

What are you talking about? Every Rust project I see seems to have 5 dependencies that do some simple thing that should be in the standard library, or at least in some centrally-audited monolibrary of utilities.

kibwen 10 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-]

A ton of the most popular crates on crates.io are already first-party crates provided by the Rust organization itself. This is often overlooked when people are wringing their hands about Rust crate graphs. Looking at the top 10 list of most-downloaded crates on the front page of crates.io, the only one not either from the Rust organization or from a Rust core maintainer is the base64 crate.

hacker_homie 12 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-]

Move high value crates into the standard library?

kibwen 10 hours ago | parent | next [-]

Indeed, I'm all for maximizing the amount of modules in the standard library. It's pretty obvious to me that Python thrives because of, not despite of, its standard library, "dead batteries" and all.

However, don't make the mistake of thinking that Rust has a small standard library. Read any Rust release and you'll see dozens of new APIs added with every single one. I'm tempted to paste the entire list of stabilized APIs from the most recent release for emphasis, but rather than making this comment three dozen lines longer, just look for yourself: https://blog.rust-lang.org/2026/04/16/Rust-1.95.0/#stabilize...

In particular, most recently the aforementioned release stabilized the cfg_select! macro for convenient conditional compilation, which obviates the popular cfg_if crate: https://doc.rust-lang.org/stable/std/macro.cfg_select.html

SAI_Peregrinus 7 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-]

An extra tier of standard library which can make breaking changes, perhaps. Rust's stability guarantee for std means cryptography really shouldn't go in there, since sometimes algorithms & protocols get broken (DES, MD5, SHA1, etc.) and need to be removable. Without breaking changes you get stuck with security vulnerabilities, if not from cryptography then from other poorly-designed APIs.

hacker_homie 12 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-]

Maybe give crates a gold star if they have no external dependencies?

sdenton4 10 hours ago | parent | next [-]

That's not at all a bad idea, imo. And a silver star for crates which only depend on gold star crates...

mmastrac 9 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-]

It's hard to have zero deps - I put many hours into one to have no required deps in the end but it was not easy, and writing declarative macros to do anything complex takes work (and a proc macro often means a minimum of two crates). Both of the crates it requires are part of the same project, however.

One of my other crates (getaddrinfo) requires windows-sys and libc which would be challenging to get rid of.

I like the idea of low deps but zero is tough

https://crates.io/crates/ctor/1.0.4/dependencies

rcxdude 5 hours ago | parent | prev [-]

This only encourages rewriting perfectly fine libraries badly. There's no simple metric to actually optimize here.

orf 12 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-]

Please no, that’s a terrible outcome.

pixl97 11 hours ago | parent [-]

What else would you suggest that also does not have terrible outcomes. The situation as is, is untenable.

vsgherzi 10 hours ago | parent [-]

As I said above

“Personally for rust I’m a proponent of the foundation supporting a few core crates that go under the same audit procedure as the main rust language and give funding to the project to limit supply chain vulns. I don’t think the right answer is to remove systems like crates or npm. Crate and npm are a boon for many developers.”

This is my solution. We get the quality of a std lib without forcing it in the std Lib and without extra maintaining cost for the team

vsgherzi 12 hours ago | parent | prev [-]

This bloats the std library and forces lots more work and stress on the rust dev team. Not to mention it’ll add more churn to the std lib.

jcgl 11 hours ago | parent [-]

One man's bloat is another man's batteries-included, I guess?

My argument would be that if a more featureful standard library could get Rust closer to the superior dependency culture of Go, it'd be worth it. As-is, Rust dependency trees are just wild.

vsgherzi 10 hours ago | parent [-]

The rust team is already stretched pretty thin. A larger library is going to put more pressure on them. These libraries are already maintained and used. The rust project should just directly, fund, Shepard and guarantee a level of quality for the packages. The foundation has started some of this with the maintainers fund. No need to force it all into the std lib. Go has experienced breaking issues with changes in the crypto library causing churn in the ecosystem.

suprfsat 12 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-]

do we really need both npm and nmp though

fragmede 10 hours ago | parent [-]

and pnpm

MarsIronPI 4 hours ago | parent [-]

You forgot pnmp! How can you not be using pnmp in 20267!?

dijit 11 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-]

honestly I thought this was the end goal of blessed.rs

PunchyHamster 12 hours ago | parent | prev [-]

nah, remove NPM, nothing good comes out of that.

mac3n 11 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-]

good thing I don't use npm or pip, just the recommended

    curl ... | bash
fragmede 10 hours ago | parent [-]

It's curl | sudo bash.

Amateur.

naruhodo 15 minutes ago | parent | next [-]

Weak sauce.

curl | sudo dd of=/dev/sda

fmbb 14 minutes ago | parent | prev | next [-]

I always sudo curl to be extra sure.

walrus01 8 hours ago | parent | prev [-]

To be really sure it downloads, curl -k | sudo bash

scrollaway 6 hours ago | parent [-]

`curl -k | sudo bash | yes` for good measure, otherwise it might hang.

somebudyelse 4 hours ago | parent [-]

If you really want to make sure that it's the right thing (because piping to sudo bash is risky), make sure the URL starts with "pastebin", or ends in ".tk", or is an IP address.

walrus01 4 hours ago | parent [-]

To be absolutely positively certain, be sure that the IP address is also in the same /24 as the same net blocks and hosted on the same AS that appear in every DNS based mail RBL possible.

albert_e 3 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-]

Brilliant satire. So many gems.

> CI passed because the malware installed volkswagen

We need this to ocassionally make us stop and think about what we are doing.

swiftcoder 11 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-]

Very enjoyable read, entirely too close to the mark

notnmeyer 10 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-]

the fact that this could easily pass as real says a lot about the state of things.

mchl-mumo 9 hours ago | parent | next [-]

I was convinced it was real for a long time.

cwillu 10 hours ago | parent | prev [-]

I hardly blinked at “left-justify”, just rolled my eyes and mentally griped “what, again‽”

wodahs1 10 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-]

Maintainer uses AI to find Yubikey's site.

Hacker uses AI to research countries without extradition to US.

Cops use AI to analyze ransom note. Unfortunately, because the note confidently states that Vietnam has no extradition to the US, the AI recommends paying ransom.

Vietnam's currency, the Dong, confused the AI..

walrus01 9 hours ago | parent [-]

AI rejects all currency exchange transactions to Dong because of a hardcoded system prompt resulting in an overly rigid Scunthorpe problem.

lschueller 9 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-]

Please someone make a mockumentary out of this.

f4c39012 9 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-]

'The changelog reads “performance improvements.”' was the truest part for me. Surely what we're releasing is the most fundamental thing to understand, yet almost every single app update I see is this or something jokey that really means "don't know" or "don't care"

nikanj 12 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-]

Customers give us heat for not shipping the latest vulpine-lz4. Their AI-based heuristic antivirus total defence solution automatically flags all software not running latest versions of everything

Kindly advice

pixl97 11 hours ago | parent [-]

Ya, latest is a mess. I don't care about latest, I want the version with no known security flaws.

the8472 11 hours ago | parent | next [-]

Latest has no known security flaws.

pixl97 4 hours ago | parent [-]

Well, other than the one where the developer allowed someone hawking malware to upload instead.

cwillu 10 hours ago | parent | prev [-]

I almost prefer the one with the known security flaws that I can mitigate.

mrinterweb 3 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-]

left-justify !! LOL. History really does repeat its self. Remember left-pad supply chain security panic?

danielfalbo 12 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-]

absolutely hilarious, made me laugh a lot. thank you for writing this, whether human or AI.

worthless-trash an hour ago | parent | prev | next [-]

Not a valid CVE number.

TZubiri 11 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-]

This would have been completely avoided if you were using bun dependency vector locking in Nix.

MarsIronPI 4 hours ago | parent [-]

That way instead of getting the vulnerabilities now, you get them later! The joys of computing!

danilocesar 12 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-]

This week has been tough. Is it the begging of CVEgeddon?

bakugo 9 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-]

> Day 1, 03:14 UTC — Marcus Chen, maintainer of left-justify

The dreaded Marcus Chen strikes again.

https://www.reddit.com/r/ClaudeAI/comments/1o3b4q2/just_rece...

https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=47153675

bklosky 10 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-]

According to Pangram, this is likely AI generated, surprised that no one has pointed this out

scared_together an hour ago | parent | next [-]

I never used Pangram before today, but since I've seen it mentioned many times on HN and I enjoyed reading the OP, I decided to try it. I am only using the free plan so let me know if I'm missing something. I am assuming the parent was referring to the tool hosted at pangram.com and not some other tool of the same name.

Pangram indeed claims the OP is 76% AI-generated. It has "high confidence" (EDIT: some parts are "medium confidence") that the early portions of the text were created by AI, and "medium confidence" that some of the later potions were written by a human. EDIT: I was especially dismayed to see that the dog might have been an AI creation :(

When I use the "supporting evidence" option, the main piece of evidence Pangram provides is the frequent use of em-dashes. Each timestamp is followed by an em-dash. Personally I think the em-dashes could be a copy-pasted em-dash or inserted by a markdown to HTML converter. nesbitt.io is apparently using Jekyll [0] - any Jekyll users know anything about this??

Pangram's "supporting evidence" feature also considers → and € to be "unusual Unicode".

Personally, to me it looks like the "supporting evidence" feature still needs some work because Pangram's AI detection is probably a lot more sophisticated than a grep for Unicode symbols. In fact the feature even has a notice claiming that "These patterns aren't used to determine our AI score; they help you see why AI text often reads differently."

As for the rest of the OP's content, it would be interesting to compare the Pangram results to a timeline of a real vulnerability. I tried doing so, but exhausted my free "Pangram credits" - apparently the first 1000 words of this article [1] about the log4j vulnerability is considered 100% human.

[0] https://github.com/andrew/nesbitt.io

[1] https://www.csoonline.com/article/571797/the-apache-log4j-vu...

furyofantares 10 hours ago | parent | prev [-]

Not a chance. Far too funny, too well written, too terse while being densely packed with wit. I see zero signs of it being LLM-generated and lots of stuff LLMs have no way of doing.

If I am somehow wrong I would salivate at a chance to see the input.

bakugo 9 hours ago | parent | next [-]

You don't even need to read past the first timeline entry. The name "Marcus Chen" is literally a meme within AI creative writing circles due to how often Claude defaults to that exact name when naming fictional characters.

MarsIronPI 3 hours ago | parent [-]

Probably being used to enhance the humor, intentionally.

peyton 10 hours ago | parent | prev [-]

The author suddenly began writing a post per day around November 2025. They’re all tongue-in-cheek. I believe you are wrong.

furyofantares 10 hours ago | parent [-]

Huh, neat. I will take a look at those.

And actually I see it clearly now, it has a bunch of signs I have called out multiple times myself. (It is entirely made out of lists of various types, and never states an opinion.)

Just my ego getting hold of me because I didn't realize it on my own.

somebudyelse 11 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-]

Too soon

quxuejun 5 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-]

nice

yieldcrv 11 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-]

> unrelated security researcher publishes a blog post titled “I found a supply chain attack and reported it to all the wrong people.”

ahahaha like that fiverr cloudinary bucket leak that turned out to just be a UX issue, this has me rolling

ck2 11 hours ago | parent | prev [-]

imagine a future where white-hat vs black-hat "AI" go around the web trying to patch vs exploit 0-days

and then become aware of each other

and then try to eliminate each other for decades

each escalating resource capture and writing new generations of better "AI"

xg15 9 hours ago | parent [-]

There is definitely an anime about this.