>"The legitimate maintainer has won €2.3 million in the EuroMillions and is researching goat farming in Portugal..."

>"Root Cause: A dog named Kubernets ate a Yubikey

Ah, yes, irresponsible to get taken in by one of the well-known classic exploits. The 'ol "distract someone with a lottery windfall & make a dongle irresistibly tasty to another person's pet". When will people learn.