I'll add some numbers to back up crypto—it is built on trustless numbers, unlike your fiat, after all.
Chainalysis's most recent report puts "illegal" activity at under 1% of total crypto transaction volume[1]. UNODC[2] estimates "The estimated amount of money laundered globally in one year is 2 - 5% of global GDP, or $800 billion - $2 trillion in current US dollars. Due to the clandestine nature of money-laundering, it is however difficult to estimate the total amount of money that goes through the laundering cycle."
HSBC[3], TD[4], Cred Suisse[5], and others have each been moving cartel, sanctioned, or Iranian money in sums that dwarf every ransomware payment ever made combined. If enabling "crime" disqualifies a payment method, then fiat loses in that comparison by more than an order of magnitude.
>Crypto makes cybercrime pay, without it collection would be almost impossible.
Ransomware predates Bitcoin by two decades. The AIDS Trojan in 1989 demanded a cashier's check to Panama. Pre-Bitcoin lockers like Reveton and Winlock collected via MoneyPak, Ukash, Paysafecard, and wire transfers.
>Further, the appeal of this sort of financial privacy for non-criminal use is pretty limited.
Alexei Navalny's Anti-Corruption Foundation, which accepted crypto after Russia froze its banking. The Ukrainian government, which received over $100M in crypto donations in the first weeks of the 2022 invasion. WikiLeaks, after Visa/MC/PayPal blockaded it in 2010 with no court order. Nigerian #EndSARS protesters, whose bank accounts were frozen. Iranian, Argentine, Lebanese, and Venezuelan savers watching double-digit monthly inflation destroy their hard earned wages. Migrant workers send remittances home for ~1% instead of Western Union's 7–10%. Here[6] is a list of hundreds of Non-profits that accept Monero—because people want to be able to donate, privately. The FSF received[ a total of 900,000 USD in Monero donations in two large contributions just in this past year. GrapheneOS, which has employees across many continents, pays all but one of it's 10+ developers in cryptocurrency.
>no real interest in crypto beyond crime and gambling.
Besides pushing back on the idea that, "crime", without a specific definition of what is happening, is bad, XMRBazaar hosts over 8000 legal, trustless craigslist-style listings[7]. Eggs, real estate, italian meats. I'm shivering in my boots at all this Crime[1].
[1] https://www.chainalysis.com/blog/2026-crypto-crime-report-in...
[2] https://www.unodc.org/unodc/en/money-laundering/overview.htm...
[3] HSBC: https://www.icij.org/investigations/fincen-files/hsbc-moved-...
[4] TD: https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c153d14vqwyo
[5] Credit Suisse: https://www.justice.gov/archives/opa/pr/credit-suisse-agrees...
[6] https://www.fsf.org/news/free-software-foundation-receives-h...
[7] https://monerica.com/non-profits/page/2
[8]https://xmrbazaar.com/listing/yWKK/, https://xmrbazaar.com/listing/kAEU/, https://xmrbazaar.com/listing/cdpN/
Ah, "Crime", it irks us so much.
Gay people need to respect the law:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Criminalization_of_homosexuali...
Women need to respect the law. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abortion_law_in_the_United_Sta...
But legal things like Flock Cameras, Mass surveillence, civil-asset forfeiture. All these things should be protected.