| ▲ | They're Made Out of Meat (1991)(terrybisson.com) |
| 189 points by surprisetalk 6 hours ago | 61 comments |
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| ▲ | grumpopotamus 3 hours ago | parent | next [-] |
| Also by Terry Bisson and one of my favorite stories is Bears Discover Fire 1990 https://www.lightspeedmagazine.com/fiction/bears-discover-fi... |
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| ▲ | vsajip 30 minutes ago | parent | next [-] | | Is it me, or is there a subliminal message in the banner of LightSpeed magazine? No time to look into it, but there appears to be a changing message that flashes on and off to take the place of the "LIGHTSPEED" graphic in the banner. The only one I caught was "RESIST". | | | |
| ▲ | GMoromisato an hour ago | parent | prev | next [-] | | I loved this story when I first read it. I made me feel wistful, like a world was dying and simultaneously being born. I can't explain it, but the idea of bears using fire has stayed with me ever since. | |
| ▲ | haritha-j 2 hours ago | parent | prev [-] | | I didn't really get it to be honest. I feel like something went over my head. | | |
| ▲ | zulux 2 hours ago | parent [-] | | Fair enough.. It's not really sci-fi. Just a quiet slice of life with a twist. If I may be so bold, this story would have sucked when I was younger, but now that I've been acquainted with the ages of all the characters, it makes sense. |
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| ▲ | fridder 4 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-] |
| The short film someone made is pretty great: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6JFTmQCFHg |
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| ▲ | eloisant 3 hours ago | parent | next [-] | | The short film makes no sense, as the 2 people talking are meat themselves. | | |
| ▲ | AlwaysRock 2 hours ago | parent | next [-] | | "probed them all the way through. They're completely meat." The two talking, and other races, are machines that cover themselves however they like. These two are machines with artificial skins. That is normal. Fully meat beings are not. At least that is how I always read this story. | |
| ▲ | otikik 29 minutes ago | parent | prev | next [-] | | I interpreted this in two different ways: * This is a virtual environment and the "meat actors" are depicting avatars of virtual/not-meat entities inhabiting that world. That's why there's inconsistencies with real life, for example the red guy's clothes. This was what I thought when I first saw this short. * This was really an exchange of concepts and data in a language not really suitable for humans to understand. So what you are seeing is not what actually took place, but a translation. Some machine took the abstract data interchange and translated it to what it thought would be more appropriate for a meat head to understand, including setting it up in an environment that would make sense to a human. But it made some mistakes (the clothes, the weird behavior of some characters). This could have predicted AI Video slop, in a way. | |
| ▲ | TazeTSchnitzel 2 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-] | | You're interpreting it overly literally. Cinema can be as abstract as theatre or the written word. | |
| ▲ | bigbuppo 2 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-] | | They only look like meat to blend in. It's the only way to figure out if they're made out of meat. | | |
| ▲ | the_af 2 hours ago | parent [-] | | In the story, the very idea of permanently meat-based beings appals them, and in fact one of them doesn't entirely believe it. So why would they look like meat to "blend in", a priori, if one of them doesn't even fathom the idea? "Blend in" with what? One of them doesn't believe what it's dealing with! Like a sibling comment mentions, they talk about "meat sounds"... using meat sounds! Why would they find it surprising if that's how they are communicating in the short film? They are not depicted as communicating via telepathy or whatever. (Yes, I understand the limitations of low budget shorts. But it doesn't mean it has to work...) | | |
| ▲ | bigbuppo an hour ago | parent [-] | | Well, if you think you can do a better job, make it happen. Make the film you want to see. |
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| ▲ | ceejayoz an hour ago | parent | prev | next [-] | | You should probably go watch the Terminator movies. | |
| ▲ | jvuygbbkuurx 2 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-] | | It was funny when they talked about meat sounds using meat sounds. | |
| ▲ | the_af 3 hours ago | parent | prev [-] | | Plus for the story to make sense, they have to be seeing Earth from scans/sensors, and one of them must in fact not be familiar with Earth at all, having disbelief in what the other is saying. But if they are both there, in a diner, they cannot be as skeptical. I get the constraints of short indie films, I love them regardless, but in this particular case it completely misses the mark. | | |
| ▲ | stdbrouw 2 hours ago | parent [-] | | You just have to go along with the idea that skin provides no indication of meatiness and that the two aliens are Ford Prefect types, then the short film lands just fine. | | |
| ▲ | the_af 2 hours ago | parent [-] | | I guess. It's still hard to mesh with the idea they don't believe these humans flap their meat at each other, or that they do not communicate exclusively via radio signals. It doesn't match my idea that these are two energy/mechanical beings discussing a faraway planet from their spaceship or whatever, talking theory without actually seeing the beings they are discussing. | | |
| ▲ | ceejayoz an hour ago | parent [-] | | You've never encountered, say, a baffling code bug that couldn't possibly be caused by X, spent a day on it, and found out it turns out to be caused by X? |
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| ▲ | amiga386 2 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-] | | I like that the bearded one can't help cracking up when he says "the ones you probed": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6JFTmQCFHg&t=285s | |
| ▲ | dreamcompiler 2 hours ago | parent | prev [-] | | I'm a big fan of Tom Noonan (the character in red). He unfortunately passed away a few weeks ago. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tom_Noonan |
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| ▲ | DamnInteresting 42 minutes ago | parent | prev | next [-] |
| I love this short story, it's one whose memory visits me unbidden from time to time. I blogged about it over 20 years ago[1], and it was already around 15 years old at that time. OMNI magazine was great. [1] https://www.damninteresting.com/retired/short-fiction-made-o... |
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| ▲ | michaelsmanley 4 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-] |
| Bisson once lived in the town just across the river from where I grew up and was an inspiration for me as a nerdy kid from the sticks who just wanted to write science fiction. His novels Talking Man, Fire on the Mountain, Voyage to the Red Planet, and Pirates of the Universe (don't be fooled by those last two titles; he was always undermining old sci-fi tropes) were among my favorites. This story is one of his goofier ones. I wasn't as big a fan of his short stories as they tended towards the jokey style of absurdism, but a favorite of mine is his "Bears Discover Fire." |
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| ▲ | indoordin0saur 17 minutes ago | parent | prev | next [-] |
| I think this story is tacky and doesn't really make sense. Do they already know what meat is? And if so, why do they act surprised when they find that lifeforms are "made" of it? Why even do they have an opinion on "meat"? |
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| ▲ | sl-1 4 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-] |
| Related: Carl Sagan's Cosmos resampled to make a "Meat Planet"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZP7K9SycELA |
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| ▲ | glitchc 2 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-] |
| Earlier I found it awe-inspiring. Nowadays I find it funny because we have yet to even remotely approach the complexity of meat. |
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| ▲ | babblingfish 40 minutes ago | parent [-] | | It's amazing how consciousness remains a mystery given all the scientific progress over the last 100 years |
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| ▲ | probablyworks 3 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-] |
| This American Life also did a good narration of this in Act 2 of episode 803
https://www.thisamericanlife.org/803 |
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| ▲ | ableal 4 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-] |
| Somehow this story isn't as fun today as it was when first printed ... |
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| ▲ | nasretdinov an hour ago | parent | prev | next [-] |
| By all accounts the CPUs we've made with ridiculous stuff like 2nm transistors is _surely_ more advanced than neurons, right? We just haven't figured out how to wire them properly :) |
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| ▲ | khelavastr an hour ago | parent | prev | next [-] |
| Is including an iFrame to Terry Bison's website reprinting? |
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| ▲ | mortenjorck 3 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-] |
| As I’ve gotten older, it’s become increasingly hard for me to understand how anyone can read such comical reductionism as enlightenment. We are infinitely complex arrangements of systems built upon systems, from the quantum properties of carbon atoms up through the proteins that make the “meat” we are so glibly reduced to, through the complexities and adaptations of mammalian bodies, up to the fearsome order of the human brain and the intricate sprawl of human society and culture. To reduce us to anything less is to deny the awesomeness of the cosmos itself. |
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| ▲ | indoordin0saur 9 minutes ago | parent | next [-] | | "They're made out of wires!" "Oh god, you're right! They're all just tiny pieces of rubber and silicon, transistors and circuits all crammed chaotically together! How horrifying!" | |
| ▲ | tantalor 3 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-] | | I don't know where you get the claims from "anyone" about "enlightenment". This story is obviously satire. Meaning, it is a lie that tells the truth. | | |
| ▲ | indoordin0saur 12 minutes ago | parent [-] | | > This story is obviously satire. Is it though? What is it satirizing? Is it satirizing the idea of water and carbon based life? How does that tell any truth? |
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| ▲ | RajT88 3 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-] | | Rainier Wolfcastle: THAT'S THE JOKE | |
| ▲ | lucianbr 3 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-] | | How many of the billions of people alive have your perspective? How many of our leaders even, given the news in the last... let's say two weeks. But you can look at thousands of years of history and to me it still seems that people and their leaders don't share your view of "infinitely complex arrangements". I mean they might think such of themselves, but of "others", obviously not. The story mentions some "official rules". Consider that we also have official rules and behaviour that does not obey them. I dare suggest your own view might be reductionist. | |
| ▲ | 0x3f 3 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-] | | Part of the human expression of disgust includes thought terminating cliches. Imagine how the average person would talk about a race of bug-like aliens, no matter how advanced they were. It would be a dismissive kind of 'ew, gross'. The humor is in seeing other beings reacting that way to us. I don't think it's supposed to imply the aliens are some kind of flawless geniuses revealing the true nature of human beings. | | |
| ▲ | zulux 2 hours ago | parent [-] | | Sentient plants that move quickly would be another case of us humans going "WTF?!?!" |
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| ▲ | the_af 2 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-] | | > As I’ve gotten older, it’s become increasingly hard for me to understand how anyone can read such comical reductionism as enlightenment. First, it's a humorous piece. Second, it's as much a critique of the aliens as of the humans. The aliens are also depicted as clueless about what makes human life interesting, and even shown to be petty in the end. Their behavior is entirely "human", so if they are criticizing humans for it... | |
| ▲ | BearOso 3 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-] | | > To reduce us to anything less is to deny the awesomeness of the cosmos itself. Teacher: "Photosynthesis makes energy from water, CO2 and light. The mitochondria are the power centers of the cell." Grade-schooler: "How do they work?" Teacher: "Um. Um..." Modern scientist: "Quantum entanglement and tunneling. We don't really understand any of it." | |
| ▲ | empath75 3 hours ago | parent | prev [-] | | Do you feel the same about cows and pigs and chickens? One way to read this is your reading. Another way to read it is as an attempt to make you question the concept of meat. |
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| ▲ | emp_ 3 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-] |
| > It was incredible man. Mold on a rock that got to think. Ha, it was amazing while it lasted |
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| ▲ | Finnucane an hour ago | parent | prev | next [-] |
| I still remember seeing Terry do a reading of this at Lunacon, I think, shortly after it was published. It was a good reading, he really knew how to land a joke. |
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| ▲ | analog8374 3 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-] |
| So, Link, it's all very straightforward and scientific if you just think about it carefully for a moment : we're made out of pixels. |
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| ▲ | ohnoNotAgain321 2 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-] |
| see also Stanisław Lem |
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| ▲ | api 4 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-] |
| Great short film version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6JFTmQCFHg I do wonder sometimes if someone out there is waiting for something actually intelligent to emerge down here. |
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| ▲ | rob74 4 hours ago | parent | next [-] | | If they exist, they're probably currently placing bets whether we will manage to destroy ourselves (or at least set our civilization back by centuries) with our nuclear weapons, our climate change or our social media... | | |
| ▲ | Tade0 3 hours ago | parent [-] | | Depends how they're listening I think. There was a time not long ago when reportedly looking at the emails being exchanged around the world one would think the most pressing matter, discussed at length, was how to "enlarge your penis". |
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| ▲ | the_af 2 hours ago | parent | prev [-] | | I upvoted because I didn't know the short film existed and it's interesting. I think the short film completely misses the mark if both entities are there in human form, in a diner. (Of course, budget constraints, and the adaptation cannot just be two inorganic beings talking, but still...) |
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| ▲ | tomhow 4 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-] |
| Previously... They're Made Out of Meat (1991) - https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=38420111 - Nov 2023 (168 comments) They're made out of meat (1991) - https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=31965062 - July 2022 (151 comments) They're Made Out of Meat (1991) - https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=24737993 - Oct 2020 (292 comments) They're Made out of Meat - https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=8152131 - Aug 2014 (170 comments) "They're Made out of Meat?" Short first contact sci-fi story - https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=3549320 - Feb 2012 (62 comments) |
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| ▲ | mihaic 2 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-] |
| I like this story, but I never liked the wording "made out of meat", as if the word exists in a world without animals. I could have accepted "proteins", but that's not a catchy title. |
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| ▲ | jvuygbbkuurx 2 hours ago | parent | next [-] | | I think that is what makes it great, because it makes it sound absurd. If it was just talking about carbon based lifeforms it wouldn't land the same way. | |
| ▲ | post-it 2 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-] | | They are clearly familiar with meat-based animals: > “That’s ridiculous. How can meat make a machine? You’re asking me to believe in sentient meat.” > “I’m not asking you, I’m telling you. These creatures are the only sentient race in that sector and they’re made out of meat.” And indeed sentient species that are partly made of meat: > “Maybe they’re like the orfolei. You know, a carbon-based intelligence that goes through a meat stage.” > “Spare me. Okay, maybe they’re only part meat. You know, like the weddilei. A meat head with an electron plasma brain inside.” | |
| ▲ | whycome 2 hours ago | parent | prev [-] | | Maybe it’s lab grown in a future and not tied to animals in any way. Just for food. |
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| ▲ | AntiDyatlov 3 hours ago | parent | prev [-] |
| Well, actually, probably not. If you say we're made out of meat, you end up with the hard problem of consciousness. I'm imagining a purple cube in this moment. Is the purple cube made out of meat? |
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| ▲ | otikik 10 minutes ago | parent | next [-] | | Of course not. If you put two stones in the ground, they define a line. It goes through the center of mass of both stones and extends towards both sides through the universe. Now remove the stones. Does the line stop existing? You can still "see it" in your brain. It could be argued that the line has always been there. That the stones were just a marker. A means for an idea to manifest in the physical word. You could put any two other markers at any point on that line and they would represent the same line. The idea that "the cube is made out of meat" is akin to saying that "the line is made out of stone". Ideas always exist, their representation in the physical world don't. Your sense of consciousness is just one of those representations. It is "immortal", just like the line is. In principle it could exist without the physical substrate that is your brain, or in a different substrate. Probably there's a way to encode all of that into a big number. I think this is where the idea of an "immortal soul" comes from. It is however kind of easy to misinterpret it, especially if one is a mesopotamian sheperd who explains the world with gods and religion. | |
| ▲ | rokkamokka 2 hours ago | parent | prev [-] | | It's electrical signals... Inside your meat |
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