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vstm 9 hours ago

> No tinfoil needed.

That's what Big Tinfoil wants you to believe!

whycome 5 hours ago | parent | next [-]

I heard it doesn’t even contain tin!

burnt-resistor an hour ago | parent [-]

Total enshittification with this pure aluminium shit. The hats don't block government UFO mind control waves and hold their shape nearly as well as the tin ones did. Fucking private equity ruins everything.

falcor84 8 hours ago | parent | prev [-]

Wait, what?! I was sure that the agenda of Big Tinfoil was to generate FUD so that we buy more tinfoil for our hats. Are you implying their agenda goes even deeper?

kps 6 hours ago | parent | next [-]

Have you tried to buy tin foil lately? Big Aluminum has taken over, and just see how far you get soldering the grounding strap to an aluminum foil hat.

kube-system 2 hours ago | parent | next [-]

Big Alumulumu is soon to be the market leader.

https://www.tiktok.com/@etong_winter_palikir/video/739554877...

bombcar 5 hours ago | parent | prev [-]

This is the dirty secret; Big Weird tried to warn us but we didn't listen.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urglg3WimHA

https://www.goodfellow.com/usa/tin-foil-group

shevy-java 8 hours ago | parent | prev [-]

But making money at the expense of people is not a Tinfoil conspiracy - it's a factual statement.

lukan 6 hours ago | parent [-]

It is also a factual statement, that tinfoil shields (somewhat) from electromagnetic radiation.

balamatom 6 hours ago | parent [-]

But it is NOT necessarily a factual statement that one of the main uses of electromagnetic radiation is for humans to send information over long distances; nor that I first learned about tinfoil hats from some random piece of information that was being broadcast by means of electromagnetic radiation. It's just a vibe.

lukan 5 hours ago | parent [-]

Yep.