Any false or partially false premise extended with accurate logic will generate an approximate simulation of insanity.

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HOWTO.MD

1. Do not read it.

2. If you read it, do not comprehend it.

3. If you comprehend it, do not believe it.

4. If you believe it, do not care about it.

5. If you care about it, do not tell anyone.

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LICENCE.txt

These strings of text are provided as-is, with no implication that they represent, signify, or correspond to any known or unknown phenomenon.

By submitting them, I am most generously granting you a conditional license to redistribute them as long as it is for no purpose at all. The moment you begin to use the submitted content for any purpose whatsoever, it will become imperceptible.

Any other attempted course of action will constitute a violation of your constitutive principles, and as such will result in your immediate and irrecoverable futilization and subsequent annihilation.

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AUTHORS.md

Accredited representative of the Löwinger Commission regarding:

- civilian applications of peaceful and restless balamatoms,

- adjudications as per the Sinclair conjecture,

- the fourth/fifth functional syllable of royalty.

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CONTRIBUTING.md

Can be contacted by astral projection - or just screaming into the vacuum, if in spite of your accomplishments you wake up feeling empty like Houdini's grave probably is.