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quelsolaar 3 days ago

Do not make the mistake of anthropomorphising Larry Ellison.

bcantrill 3 days ago | parent | next [-]

I do take a perverse kind of pride that this can now be said without any explicit reference -- and everyone knows you're talking about the lawnmower.

Verdex 3 days ago | parent | next [-]

Whenever the lawnmower thing comes up, I try to also mention dtrace. As far as things to be remembered for, they make some strange bedfellows... although it's better than anything I've managed so I guess congrats.

mwcampbell 3 days ago | parent [-]

DTrace was absolutely a product of pre-Oracle Sun, not Oracle.

Verdex 3 days ago | parent | next [-]

Hey friend, check the user name of the person I'm responding to (and perhaps check out the people responsible for dtrace and larry ellison lawnmower comparisons). I might appear more coherent afterwards.

mwcampbell 3 days ago | parent [-]

Yeah, I see what you mean now. Sorry.

charcircuit 3 days ago | parent | prev [-]

It's not like Sun wasn't also lawyer heavy.

oblio 3 days ago | parent | prev | next [-]

Hey, at least it's better than your other one.

https://landley.net/history/mirror/linux/kissedagirl.html

bcantrill 3 days ago | parent | next [-]

For whatever it's worth (perhaps not much?), I was actually asked about this three-decade-old post (!) recently on the Peterman Pod[0], which allowed for a slightly more nuanced discussion.

[0] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qhSL-5GtmQM&t=3757s

gravypod 3 days ago | parent | next [-]

I really can't think of a better way to respond to this situation. It is clear to me that over the next decade the amount of people who will have been hot-headed kids on the internet who grow up to fully-fledged adults who have said they no longer agree with things in ways that are not kind is going to be a lot higher. I've no doubt said things that I no longer agreed with that made sense in the context of when they were posted.

Thank you for being a good role model and setting the example that saying "that was bad, here is the context, but I don't like that I said that."

smarks 3 days ago | parent | prev | next [-]

Oh! This is a great explanation, thanks. I remember your original exchange (and I found it baffling and uncharacteristic), and I remember the William Shatner SNL Trek convention sketch, but I never made the connection between them.

oblio 2 days ago | parent | prev [-]

Yeah, I know, I think you were 25 or something back then :-)

bcantrill 2 days ago | parent [-]

I was 22! (I was only slightly older than my oldest kid is now!) So... yeah. May your mistakes at 22 not follow you around at age 52!

bombcar 3 days ago | parent | prev [-]

I forgot how much I hated the mixture of top and bottom quoting

secstate 3 days ago | parent | prev [-]

Outside of 90s television, this might be the most universal reference I have in my life.

bombcar 3 days ago | parent | prev | next [-]

The lawnmower does not have feedback, it does not stop just because it encounters human flesh.

chrismorgan 3 days ago | parent | prev | next [-]

I’m currently moving my personal VPS to Oracle Cloud (for a couple of reasons). The new machine’s host name is lawnmower. I have never been so decisive and satisfied in naming a computer.

ZeWaka 3 days ago | parent | prev | next [-]

fresh spring grass erupting fast

the distant engine purr comes

ouch goes the lawnmower

0______0 3 days ago | parent [-]

Beautiful. How did you come up with that? It's strangely captivating.

ZeWaka 3 days ago | parent [-]

Just a normal haiku pattern and waiting for tests to finish, 5-7-5.

Could be 'wrong' since erupting is "technically" 3 syllables - but I think it sounds better said fast. Becomes a 7-7-5 that way. Same issue with 'lawnmower.'

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doublerabbit 3 days ago | parent | prev | next [-]

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razingeden 3 days ago | parent | prev | next [-]

lawnmower don’t give a fuuuuuck

keeganpoppen 3 days ago | parent | prev [-]

oh my god… we thought anthropomorphizing “the computer”, was the problem, when it was anthropomorphizing the principals all along… (yes, i know that is the joke you made, but it was so incredibly appropos that i felt the need to comment to register my amusement / sadness / ¿)