| ▲ | longislandguido 2 hours ago | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Years ago I was in one of those old kitschy theatres. The seat was wet. I prayed it wasn't urine. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| ▲ | tombert an hour ago | parent [-] | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
When my wife and I first started dating, we went to one of those cheap second-run theaters. I liked that theater because it was super cheap (like seriously $1.50 for a ticket because it showed out of date movies). One time when she and I were watching The Purge, I hear this kind of squishy noise from right behind me. I turn around, and a guy is getting a handjob. I motion to my wife that we need to move a few seats over. You know, The Purge isn't the worst movie ever but I gotta admit that it's not a movie that ever really turned me on either. To each their own, I suppose. From that point forward we always called that the Handjob Theater. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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