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longislandguido 2 hours ago

Years ago I was in one of those old kitschy theatres. The seat was wet.

I prayed it wasn't urine.

tombert an hour ago | parent [-]

When my wife and I first started dating, we went to one of those cheap second-run theaters.

I liked that theater because it was super cheap (like seriously $1.50 for a ticket because it showed out of date movies). One time when she and I were watching The Purge, I hear this kind of squishy noise from right behind me.

I turn around, and a guy is getting a handjob. I motion to my wife that we need to move a few seats over.

You know, The Purge isn't the worst movie ever but I gotta admit that it's not a movie that ever really turned me on either. To each their own, I suppose.

From that point forward we always called that the Handjob Theater.

bacchusracine an hour ago | parent | next [-]

>I turn around, and a guy is getting a handjob. I motion to my wife that we need to move a few seats over.

To get a better view, right?

tombert an hour ago | parent [-]

We were mostly afraid of substances landing anywhere near us.

aaronbrethorst an hour ago | parent | prev [-]

You don’t happen to live in exurban Denver do you?

tombert an hour ago | parent [-]

Nope, this was in Dallas. Well, Garland actually.

I don't live there anymore and haven't for about eleven years.