/ði ˈɡloʊbəl iˈliːt (ænd ˈɛvɹiˌwʌn ɛls) ʃʊd swɪtʃ tu fəˈniːmɪk ˈspɛlɪŋ/
global elite and everyone else said switch to phonetic spelling?
Actually, phonemic ;)
jʊə ˈkɪlɪŋ miː smɔːlz!