It's a shame they didn't add a photo with another object for reference. Without looking at the price and dimensions, it looks pretty unassuming.

I managed to pick up a 22 lb Allen wrench/hex key for a good price a few months vack. Made for a great gag gift wrapped as a giant candy cane.

Yeah, it's funny that they list how many cups this coffee maker could theoretically make if it were functional (and if you had a stove big enough, and were willing to risk damaging the no doubt hand painted artwork on your $3000 coffee maker).

"Product designed solely for display purposes."

Sad. Although I am deeply amused that it's 'made' by Dolce and Gabbana.

The 18 cup is good for car camping!

> The supersized option in a line of products is always funny for some reason.

Takeaway drinks, particularly coffee, have got so ludicrously large that it has me do a double take at times.

A litre of warm milk…

Those long ones are great for certain…. Niche interests. That rhyme with ink.

Also, law enforcement.

It doesn't say longest either.

Electrician here. When I went to school around 2006 or so, we actually learned how to do this. Except more like a historical curiosity. It certainly looks beautiful when done right. Sadly, nobody has time or budget for beauty any more, and that goes for all the trades. And so, I carry around bunch of cableties in my toolbag every day.

If only people would learn to cut the ends off correctly, so the next guy doesn't tear his arms to shreds.

I can't help thinking that people here in Scotland with convertibles (of which there are a surprising number) would probably use less than you per year ;-)

That's a really heavy zip tie.

The problem is once you zip them to full compression, you really can't use them ever again. That is unless you get the good ones that let you technically unzip without requiring destruction.

It depends on what you’re doing. If you want to do an artsy hogtie real fast, those other options are kinda meh.

There is a pin you can put in it to lock it (there is a video) but it seems like mostly just a fun item with a bit of utility on the side.

Can I buy one for a belt? I'm periodically needing to add another notch to my belts and this seems a good replacement! Maybe another few colors, please?

"To be clear, we’re not just talking about length, although at 47 inches long it’s certainly substantial. But extremely long zip ties already exist for things like wrapping large bundles of cable. This one is also cartoonishly thick, and features a similarly upscaled locking mechanism that allows it to hold up to 2,000 pounds, according to the company."