You must be a huge fan of purposefully obscure HN titles.

And Concentration. Click on the giraffe to get to the Print dialog!

Hm... what was the Print dialog hidden under again?

My language app is an owl.

My web browser is a fox curled up.

My media player is a traffic cone.

Out of the 40 app icons on my taskbar, maybe three of them remotely indicate the product's purpose.