Could be that the mushroom just temporarily interferes with the substances the elves put in our water supply to keep us in the dark?

eykanal 7 hours ago | parent | next [-]

This is some real antimemetics stuff here :) (https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/antimemetics-division-hub if you're not familiar)

	▲	Tempatio 4 hours ago \| parent [-]
		Yeah the mushrooms are obviously an amnestic that lets you see the elves which are usually antimimetically cloaked.

joe8756438 7 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-]

exactly, the real question is what the elves are doing while they’re unseen.

	▲	ok_dad 7 hours ago \| parent \| next [-]
		They keep the universe running.
	▲	amarant 4 hours ago \| parent \| prev \| next [-]
		I can answer the what, that parts easy! The real question is WHY they keep stealing my underwear and left-foot socks?
	▲	johnea 5 hours ago \| parent \| prev \| next [-]
		We should've asked Terence McKenna... It could be a subspecies of the "machine elves"...
	▲	bell-cot 7 hours ago \| parent \| prev [-]
		Making toys, caring for reindeer, sleight maintenance, ... And spook work for His Jolliness' Secret Service, to keep their Naughty and Nice databases current.

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