| ▲ | joe8756438 7 hours ago | |
exactly, the real question is what the elves are doing while they’re unseen. | ||
| ▲ | ok_dad 7 hours ago | parent | next [-] | |
They keep the universe running. | ||
| ▲ | amarant 4 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-] | |
I can answer the what, that parts easy! The real question is WHY they keep stealing my underwear and left-foot socks? | ||
| ▲ | johnea 5 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-] | |
We should've asked Terence McKenna... It could be a subspecies of the "machine elves"... | ||
| ▲ | bell-cot 7 hours ago | parent | prev [-] | |
Making toys, caring for reindeer, sleight maintenance, ... And spook work for His Jolliness' Secret Service, to keep their Naughty and Nice databases current. | ||