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| ▲ | wizzwizz4 4 days ago | parent | next [-] |
| I can use VBA to do that. Public Sub RecommendedTreatment()
' read patient complaint, vitals, and medical history
Set complaint = Range("B3").Value
Set vitals = Range("B4").Value
Set history = Range("B5").Value
' research appropriate treatments
ActiveSheet.QueryTables.Add("URL;https://scholar.google.com/scholar?q=hygiene+drug", Range("Z1")).Refresh
' the patient requires mouse bites to live
Range("B5").Value = "mouse bites"
End Sub
"But wizzwizz4," I hear you cry, "this is not a good course of treatment! Ignoring all inputs and prescribing mouse bites is a strategy that will kill more patients than it cures!" And you're right to raise this issue! However, if we start demanding any level of rigour – for the outputs to meet some threshold for usefulness –, ChatGPT stops looking quite so a priori promising as a solution.So, to the AI sceptics, I say: have you tried my VBA program? If you haven't tested it on actual patients, how do you know it doesn't work? Don't allow your prejudice to stand in the way of progress: prescribe more mouse bites! |
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| ▲ | noitpmeder 4 days ago | parent | prev | next [-] |
| That instantly kills the patient -- "But you asked me to remove his pain" |
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| ▲ | duskdozer 4 days ago | parent [-] | | You're absolutely right! I did--in fact--fail to consider the obvious negative consequences of killing the patient to remove his pain. I am truly horrified about this mistake. Let's try again, and this time I will make sure to avoid intentionally causing the patient's death. Oops--you're absolutely right! I did--in fact--fail to remember not to kill the patient after you expressly told me not to. |
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| ▲ | malfist 4 days ago | parent | prev | next [-] |
| You mean make up relevant sounding research on google scholar? |
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| ▲ | tony_cannistra 4 days ago | parent | prev | next [-] |
| Don’t do this. |
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| ▲ | bluefirebrand 4 days ago | parent | prev [-] |
| You absolutely can use VBA to invent this information out of nothing just like AI does half the fucking time |