This reminds me of the the onion's piece "I bet I can speak Spanish" https://theonion.com/i-bet-i-can-speak-spanish-1819583640/

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chrisweekly 15 hours ago | parent [-]

hahahaha thank you for that, it hit my funny bone just right

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b800h 14 hours ago | parent | next [-]

If you actually put the sentences in that article into Google translate, it things you're speaking Ilocano, which is apparently a language from the Phillipines.

	▲	jandrewrogers 14 hours ago \| parent [-]
		Ha, you made me read that article. Google translate is actually making an eminently reasonable guess. Filipino languages are full of transliterated Spanish loan words. The syllabic structure of the sentences, though it still looks like gibberish to me, also bear more than a passing resemblance to Filipino languages.

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