marky1991 a day ago

I swear I went home from work but then got fired from my job for falling asleep at my desk. I don't understand what happened. (And even if I did fall asleep at my desk, who fires an employee for falling asleep once?)

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criddell a day ago | parent | next [-]

> who fires an employee for falling asleep once?

Happened to my grandfather even though he was probably the best damned cab driver in all of Michigan.

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silisili a day ago | parent | next [-]

When I die, I want to go peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather.

Not screaming in terror, like the passengers in his car.

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anal_reactor a day ago | parent | prev | next [-]

I will never forget my grandpa's last words.

> Stop shaking the god damn ladder you little shit!

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cratermoon a day ago | parent | prev [-]

> best damned cab driver

Did he fall asleep at the wheel, while driving? I can see that being a fireable offense.

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gadders a day ago | parent [-]

New screen for the game:

>> Someone posts an old joke on Hacker News

>> You interpret it literally.

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cratermoon a day ago | parent [-]

> be me

> see old joke

> attempt to make ND meta joke

> see allistics not get it

	▲	asacrowflies 5 hours ago \| parent \| next [-]
		I see you
	▲	gadders 14 hours ago \| parent \| prev [-]
		This is getting too meta for me.

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joshcsimmons a day ago | parent | prev [-]

Bummer - this has been the hardest code I've ever had to write test coverage for. I'm using https://www.inklestudios.com/ink/ for the story routing with inkjs so I'm not surprised that there are some lingering weird-paths.