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criddell a day ago

> who fires an employee for falling asleep once?

Happened to my grandfather even though he was probably the best damned cab driver in all of Michigan.

silisili a day ago | parent | next [-]

When I die, I want to go peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather.

Not screaming in terror, like the passengers in his car.

anal_reactor a day ago | parent | prev | next [-]

I will never forget my grandpa's last words.

> Stop shaking the god damn ladder you little shit!

cratermoon a day ago | parent | prev [-]

> best damned cab driver

Did he fall asleep at the wheel, while driving? I can see that being a fireable offense.

gadders a day ago | parent [-]

New screen for the game:

>> Someone posts an old joke on Hacker News

>> You interpret it literally.

cratermoon a day ago | parent [-]

> be me

> see old joke

> attempt to make ND meta joke

> see allistics not get it

asacrowflies 5 hours ago | parent | next [-]

I see you

gadders 14 hours ago | parent | prev [-]

This is getting too meta for me.