I read a good chunk thinking this was a case of the telegram in The Master and Margarita:

"Have just been run over by tram-car at Patriarch's Ponds funeral Friday three pm come".

She sounds like a wonderful person.

Funny enough, I died in 2015. Well, I thought I was clever, I added a sort of obituary on my blog's RSS to publish only if I don't write for a whole year. In php I used strtotime(+1 year) , but for testing I tried +1 minute. I forgot to adjust and deployed. So in 2015, the top post on my RSS was that I was probably dead and someone should check on me.

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ge96 7 hours ago | parent | next [-]

I've thought about this just so someone can let my cat out of my apt

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ASalazarMX 4 hours ago | parent [-]

"Someone take my cat's corpse out since I've been dead for a year."

	▲	ge96 3 hours ago \| parent [-]
		Well... I have the automatic feeder/water so he's got time but I mean say you went to jail for 90 days, if no activity in a week or a month it would notify someone you know/emergency contact/your apt complex.

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em-bee 3 hours ago | parent | prev [-]

well, your blog kind of died, i guess.

that reminds me, i still need to revive mine...