Hammers have zero value when you’re trying to cook food with them, too.

Hammers that sucked up half a trillion dollars from the economy and are basically propping it up, and the makers and everyone else around them are shouting from rooftops that they are great at cooking food.

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noisy_boy 5 days ago | parent [-]

And your boss's boss and his boss and the owner and the investors and every other rando is asking whether we are cooking with hammers yet and if not, why because how else can we get rid of those expensive cooks who use kitchenware.

	▲	ares623 4 days ago \| parent [-]
		And the expensive cooks _actually_ want to be fired! "Guys, if this hammer works as advertised, you'll totally be fired" "Ok, boss! Let me figure it out for you"

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psychoslave 5 days ago | parent | prev [-]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LhaBkvneMW8