Hammers that sucked up half a trillion dollars from the economy and are basically propping it up, and the makers and everyone else around them are shouting from rooftops that they are great at cooking food.

And your boss's boss and his boss and the owner and the investors and every other rando is asking whether we are cooking with hammers yet and if not, why because how else can we get rid of those expensive cooks who use kitchenware.