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lordnacho 7 days ago

When I was an intern in a small town, I took a trip to London. On my way back, I caught a cab from the provincial station to my house.

The cabbie seemed fun. We were talking about football. Just ordinary banter with a cab driver. Out of the blue, he asks me "hey mate, just for fun, what would you do if you'd murdered someone and had a dead body to dispose of?"

I was a bit surprised, but it's not that odd a thing to think about. People watch crime flicks all the time. But I hadn't thought much about it and gave a bland answer like "maybe dig a hole in the roadside, something like that". But I did think it was an odd switch in mood. He drops me off, end of that.

A few years later, I've graduated, I'm watching the news. A cab driver has been convicted of murdering multiple women, in the town I was in. Over the same period. He's buried the bodies in various places. I happened to run into a detective from the same town, to whom I explained my anecdote. He's pretty sure it's the same guy, but the cabbie has been sent down for life, so I wouldn't really be adding anything if I reported it.

DaiPlusPlus 7 days ago | parent | next [-]

Still a better conversion than the typical Reform party bollocks I get from the cabbies at the airport.

EDIT: if I had to dispose of a body I’d find a farmer willing to lend-out his pigs with no questions asked.

notahacker 7 days ago | parent | next [-]

A Russian backpacker once told me about a conversation with an Afghan cab driver on a trip to the US. Apparently it was quite friendly for a conversation that started "I used to kill people like you".

Think I'd take the Reform bollocks to that opening line though

dmd 7 days ago | parent | prev [-]

I'd be smart from the very beginning.

https://ask.metafilter.com/7921/If-you-killed-somebody-how-w...

loudmax 7 days ago | parent | prev | next [-]

That is an interesting story, thanks for sharing. However, the prospect of speaking to a serial killer does not make me more likely to want to strike up conversations with strangers.

jibal 7 days ago | parent [-]

So never talk to anyone because there's some small possibility that they might be a bad person? I think you've missed the point of the OP.

sixothree 7 days ago | parent | prev | next [-]

He got caught, so I don't think you gave him very good advice.

lovecg 7 days ago | parent | prev | next [-]

> Out of the blue, he asks me "hey mate, just for fun, what would you do if you'd murdered someone and had a dead body to dispose of?"

Ah yeah, the exact sort of thing you want to hear from your cab driver

exolymph 7 days ago | parent | prev [-]

It is bizarre to me that you relate this experience like it's fun and whimsical trivia. Maybe that's because I'm a woman and identify more with the victims...