Still a better conversion than the typical Reform party bollocks I get from the cabbies at the airport.

EDIT: if I had to dispose of a body I’d find a farmer willing to lend-out his pigs with no questions asked.

A Russian backpacker once told me about a conversation with an Afghan cab driver on a trip to the US. Apparently it was quite friendly for a conversation that started "I used to kill people like you".

Think I'd take the Reform bollocks to that opening line though

I'd be smart from the very beginning.

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