Hahaha. What post. Forgot to add (!): that I have finally transcended the agony of the frontend space, does not mean a facet of my spirit does not perpetually lurk on that threshold in half-mockery, half-still-agony. (After all, cognitive science is yet to make a pronouncement as to whether it is possible to forget TypeScript.)

Do you want to be a spirit haunting the threshold in half-agony, half-but-also-mockery? It's accomplished by the "Figuring Out How NPM Packaging Actually Works So You Can Write Proper Isomorphic Business Logic" ritual, a fell rite from the forbidden "Uncomfortable Truths About The Presentation Layer" grimoire, and one that a lot of them would be better off with you not knowing, and now you do ;-)