| ▲ | titanomachy 2 days ago |
| “Jesus and his disciples were all in one Accord” |
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| ▲ | LorenDB 2 days ago | parent | next [-] |
| And don't forget that Moses received the Ten Commandments on tablets, although it doesn't say whether he used iPads or something running Android. |
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| ▲ | schoen 2 days ago | parent | next [-] | | It's rumored that God was wary of humans having apple products. | | |
| ▲ | user_7832 2 days ago | parent [-] | | Perhaps because of the temptations of walled gardens? | | |
| ▲ | mrbombastic 2 days ago | parent [-] | | Their icon is also an apple with bite out of it, if they wanted to be the prefered OS of the divine they should have chosen better. |
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| ▲ | sho_hn 2 days ago | parent | prev | next [-] | | And that Revelation 5/6 contain the original doomscroll. | | |
| ▲ | BobbyTables2 2 days ago | parent [-] | | I thought it was warning of poorly chosen file permissions (0666) and the evils of “simulation” —- the evils of userns namespaces and VMware!!! |
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| ▲ | tom_ 2 days ago | parent | prev [-] | | I gave up tablets and pills of all kinds a long time ago now, but, at the time, if god himself had popped up to tell me something, it wouldn't have been a huge surprise. |
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| ▲ | danielheath 2 days ago | parent | prev | next [-] |
| Sure, but he wasn't proud of it: "For I do not speak of my own Accord" |
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| ▲ | kps 2 days ago | parent [-] | | And Jesus spake unto his disciples, “Next time I'm getting a Camry.” |
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| ▲ | amarant 2 days ago | parent | prev | next [-] |
| Good product placement, but either the numbers of his disciples has been greatly exaggerated, or that was one very cramped Honda! Was jesus secretly a clown? |
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| ▲ | throw0101d 2 days ago | parent | prev | next [-] |
| Given there were 1+12 of them, you'd think they'd use an Odyssey. |
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| ▲ | inopinatus 2 days ago | parent | prev [-] |
| Come for tea, my people. |
