And don't forget that Moses received the Ten Commandments on tablets, although it doesn't say whether he used iPads or something running Android.

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schoen 2 days ago | parent | next [-]

It's rumored that God was wary of humans having apple products.

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user_7832 2 days ago | parent [-]

Perhaps because of the temptations of walled gardens?

	▲	mrbombastic 2 days ago \| parent [-]
		Their icon is also an apple with bite out of it, if they wanted to be the prefered OS of the divine they should have chosen better.

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sho_hn 2 days ago | parent | prev | next [-]

And that Revelation 5/6 contain the original doomscroll.

	▲	BobbyTables2 2 days ago \| parent [-]
		I thought it was warning of poorly chosen file permissions (0666) and the evils of “simulation” —- the evils of userns namespaces and VMware!!!

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tom_ 2 days ago | parent | prev [-]

I gave up tablets and pills of all kinds a long time ago now, but, at the time, if god himself had popped up to tell me something, it wouldn't have been a huge surprise.