| ▲ | duxup 3 days ago |
| I wonder how this plays out. As noted sometimes the staff can't eat it, heck sometimes you might not want to eat it. That has to happen pretty often. I worked at a company with a particularly sensitive HR team who would host pizza parties now and then, but they'd only order "weird" pizzas and I guess they liked it, but they were quite miffed when people stopped coming / didn't want to eat some pizza with some kind of fake cheese and unrecognizable veggies. They were really miffed when my boss ordered our team pizza on their pizza day too, suddenly very concerned about waste... |
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| ▲ | MarkusWandel 2 days ago | parent | next [-] |
| Many years ago, I was on a training course, all typical engineers, and the guy who had organized it, a foodie, had ordered the day's spread from a very expensive and fancy catering place. Skeptical engineers eyeing the spread, which included such things as "cold orange soup"; one of them said "I should have brought my rabbit". The message was clearly received. Next day and subsequent ones, an equally high quality spread of actual engineer food was tabled. But with no rabbit to eat it up, I think a lot of the first day's spread was wasted. This was during the pre-2K tech boom years (this dates me!) Really fancy catering at (my) work is a distant memory now. |
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| ▲ | weregiraffe 2 days ago | parent | next [-] | | >actual engineer food Bachelor chew! Now with flavor! | |
| ▲ | kulahan 2 days ago | parent | prev | next [-] | | Did Detective Boyle organize this meal? | | |
| ▲ | peterclary 2 days ago | parent [-] | | "That's the hoof! That's the best part of the stew! Oh, man, think of it as a marrow nugget wrapped in a thick toenail." |
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| ▲ | mock-possum 2 days ago | parent | prev [-] | | Man this might be unfair of me but I find that “rabbit food” attitude intolerably childish. Why the fuck should ‘cold’ or ‘orange’ or ‘soup’ be disqualifying attributes as far as a succulent meal goes - ignorance of toasted carrot ginger soup is the only thing I can think of, and I have so very little patience for ignorance of food. Stop being a baby and put it in your mouth already for chrissake. You might learn something. |
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| ▲ | MisterTea 2 days ago | parent | prev | next [-] |
| > didn't want to eat some pizza with some kind of fake cheese and unrecognizable veggies. What I want to know is what ghastly pizza establishment serves fake cheese and what are mystery veggies? |
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| ▲ | zahlman 2 days ago | parent | next [-] | | > what ghastly pizza establishment serves fake cheese Most of them, I imagine, in order to accommodate vegan customers. Some advertise it louder than others. > what are mystery veggies? There's quite a variety out there. I've seen broccoli, sundried tomato, artichoke, spinach.... | | |
| ▲ | bigstrat2003 2 days ago | parent | next [-] | | Vegan cheese is an abomination. Even if one is vegan they shouldn't eat that crap, just eat something else instead. You can make much better vegan food if you focus on trying to make vegetables good versus torturing them into a facsimile of animal products. | | |
| ▲ | aziaziazi 2 days ago | parent | next [-] | | US cheese-in-tube is an abomination (I’m French ;-) ) and my Italian neighbor thinks the same about pinanle-fat-dough pizzas. As for every product type there’s good and bad. I love this one[0], it’s made by a bunch of artisan chiefs near my city. Ingredients: soy, cajun nuts, ferments. Probable process: cook, smash, add ferment, wait. Beside tradition offense there’s no reasons to restrain ourselves torturing-with-ferments lipid products that didn’t came out from udders. Fermented products are delicious and cooking has always co-evolved with technology, product availability and customs, why should someone restrain from experimenting? I share the ultra processed disdain but to be honest there’s as much UPF in "fascimile" that some of their counterpart. That non-vegan-milk cheese has 16 ingredients in it[1]. 0 https://www.vegetalfood.fr/affines/3868-albert-bio-100-gr-ja... 1 https://www.amazon.fr/cfuda-Easy-Cheese-American/dp/B000S5PH... | |
| ▲ | jjani 2 days ago | parent | prev | next [-] | | The huge majority of cheese consumed in the US isn't any better than vegan cheese. And yes, the US does have good cheese! It's just a tiny sliver of all cheese consumed. | |
| ▲ | girvo 2 days ago | parent | prev [-] | | Eh, there’s some that are perfectly meh and are useful for texture reasons. I don’t really bother with them, but “abomination” is quite amusing me. |
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| ▲ | Tallain 2 days ago | parent | prev | next [-] | | I don't see how any of these could be considered "mystery" veggies in most contexts, let alone on pizza. | | |
| ▲ | schuyler2d 2 days ago | parent [-] | | I'm pretty sure they weren't unrecognizable or mystery and it's just being used as a pejorative for food they didn't like |
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| ▲ | raxxorraxor 2 days ago | parent | prev | next [-] | | I think the larger reason is that fake cheese is cheaper. In parts of Europe restaurants are allowed to sell it as cheese. That isn't true for frozen supermarket pizza, where regulations force to either declare it as fake cheese or use real one. Most restaurants use fake cheese out of price concerns. | |
| ▲ | bondarchuk 2 days ago | parent | prev | next [-] | | Those are very normal weggebobbles for anyone outside the US. Big no-no to vegan cheese though. | | |
| ▲ | shermantanktop 2 days ago | parent | next [-] | | Are they not normal inside the US? | | |
| ▲ | evilduck 2 days ago | parent [-] | | They're normal vegetables, but not normal pizza toppings. Just look at the menu offerings of any big US chain pizza place, deviating from that without warning is going to cause disappointment. | | |
| ▲ | 0xffff2 2 days ago | parent | next [-] | | I'm from California, can't speak to the rest of the US... To me all except broccoli are perfectly normal pizza toppings. Not toppings I would expect to see on a Dominos pizza, but definitely to be expected on a "veggie" pizza from any independent pizza place. | |
| ▲ | shermantanktop 2 days ago | parent | prev [-] | | > any big US chain pizza place I guess that counts as "normal," but that's fast food, where picky children's tastes rule. Predictability and therefore high-volume turnover of ingredients is paramount. |
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| ▲ | stevage 2 days ago | parent | prev [-] | | Eh, I find vegan cheese very variable. I never seek it out but experience it relatively often. Sometimes it's tasty and chewy. Sometimes it's a bland monstrosity. I don't know why. | | |
| ▲ | rkomorn 2 days ago | parent [-] | | Vegan feta has the best success rate for me. Unfortunately, feta has limited applications. (I'm not vegan but I like to try vegan products anyway.) | | |
| ▲ | kulahan 2 days ago | parent | next [-] | | If you haven't make shakshuka yet, it's worth a shot. It's one of my favorite places to use lots and lots of feta. It's not normally vegan since it's topped with an egg, but that's easy enough to remove and forget. Eat it with toasted pita. | | |
| ▲ | rkomorn 2 days ago | parent [-] | | Come on, it's 2025, no true HN user hasn't tried to make shakshuka by now. :D | | |
| ▲ | iamtedd 2 days ago | parent [-] | | I don't even know how to spell shakshuka. | | |
| ▲ | rkomorn 2 days ago | parent [-] | | You don't have to! You can just say it's imported from a language that doesn't use the Latin alphabet, so there's no canonically correct way to spell it. It's probably a lie but it doesn't sound like one! | | |
| ▲ | dotancohen 2 days ago | parent [-] | | Though Arabic has quite a few letters you won't find in the Latin alphabet, all the letters in the word shakshukah map perfectly to Latin letters. But put an H on the end, and quarter-pronounce it. | | |
| ▲ | rkomorn 2 days ago | parent [-] | | The spelling still had to be romanized. The Wikipedia page has three different spellings for it, though none match yours. I stand by my point. |
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| ▲ | stevage 2 days ago | parent | prev [-] | | > feta has limited applications. Politely beg to differ. | | |
| ▲ | rkomorn 2 days ago | parent [-] | | It's not particularly sliceable, meltable, or all that edible on its own. That rules out many cheese applications for me. Then again, I'm French, so our takes on cheese may be very different! :) | | |
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| ▲ | vintermann 2 days ago | parent | prev [-] | | I thought I liked vegan pizzas, having only tasted the restaurant varieties which either don't have cheese or have some sort of savoury dressing instead. Then I tried a vegan frozen pizza, and I found out what people hate about them. Some gray slimy substance which apparently someone, somewhere, thought was similar to melted cheese. |
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| ▲ | MarkSweep 2 days ago | parent | prev | next [-] | | Whole Foods is an offender here. They were selling a slice of fresh vegan pizza, which I assumed just had vegetables on it. Instead it had this obscene goopy “vegan cheese” that had more in common with mochi than cheese. (Yes, you can find pizzas with mochi on it in Japan, but they don’t call it cheese!) | | |
| ▲ | mr_toad 2 days ago | parent [-] | | I don’t get the trend of vegan restaurants etc selling fake meat products. If you want vegan food you’re probably better off going to an Indian restaurant where they actually know how to cook without meat. |
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| ▲ | bregma 2 days ago | parent | prev | next [-] | | Curry 5p
Meat Curry 7p
Named Meat Curry 15p
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| ▲ | duxup 2 days ago | parent | prev [-] | | It was from an actually good pizza place that had some wild choices for pizzas. Inexplicably they didn't order any of the "regular" pizzas from there. |
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| ▲ | ianburrell 2 days ago | parent | prev | next [-] |
| More places should have compost recycling that includes food waste. That gives food waste somewhere to go that isn't the trash. And it turns yard and food waste into compost so organics stay in the environment. |
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| ▲ | tmtvl 2 days ago | parent | prev [-] |
| I don't understand why people will have these stupid preconceptions about food which normally you unlearn during childhood. Complaining about food without tasting it is stupid and childish. Of course if you try something and it doesn't suit your tastes then it's fine to complain, but dismissing something offhand because you aren't familiar with it is rather narrow-minded. |
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| ▲ | alwa 2 days ago | parent | next [-] | | Having tasted it, you’re free to decide it’s not for you. And you’re certainly free to decide that it’s not enough to tempt you to an HR… “party.” | |
| ▲ | duxup 2 days ago | parent | prev | next [-] | | I choose to eat what I want. It’s that simple. Im even less interested in others picking interesting things for me when I am busy working. | | | |
| ▲ | add-sub-mul-div 2 days ago | parent | prev | next [-] | | Pontificating about a mindset you've never experienced by calling it narrow-minded is the brilliantly subtle satire I come here to see every day. | | | |
| ▲ | toast0 2 days ago | parent | prev [-] | | Putting orange juice in a bowl hardly makes it soup :p |
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