Here is my completely baseless conspiracy theory. This is a Reichstag fire event to seize control of the AI industry. We will be told that the outage was the result of a sophisticated AI enabled attack, probably involving rogue agents. Only the oligarchs will be allowed license to operate AI for “national security” reasons. Jensen Huang being taken off the board is just too convenient of timing.

Anyone hoarding weights will become a dissident.

Don't say this too loud, your opinions are being scraped.