The current DOJ is not a serious organization, so them not pursuing charges doesn’t really say anything

It’s also absurd that you’d think this is totally fine when the smart shareholders will be suing Nvidia for their malfeasance in evading export controls and incompetence in making sure their CEO doesn’t violate sexual harassment laws

I don't get it; why would shareholders sue for evading export controls? That was a profit-chasing move, that lead to a higher share price. It was not illegal either.

Also dating your coworker is not sexual harassment - sexual harassment is when you make unwelcome advances