I bought an OK tablet* and a 2TB microSD card* so everyone in my family can actually use it.

A vibe coded project like this, no matter how nice, will not help with the rest of the family.

* Samsung sm-t545 because it has a servicable battery. I loath the Samsung software part, but hardware-wise it's not bad.

*at that point it was a flash sale and for £150 not ~£400 like today :((