I don't think we made it obvious enough that this was satire..? I mean the cvss score is literally 22 out of 10 I'm now half worried people are not going to read this closely enough and try do something. Friend and I designed it last night. But I've asked him to strip all the funny config changes out like making bash a setuid binary and allowing root login. Honestly I can't tell if anyone here is actually not understanding it's satire.. and by God I hope not. But just in case..