We cannot rule out the fanatics running the US had this done to get the EU into the war. More to come, I'm sure.

Yeah, that's what we do to draw people into wars: we set their supermarket freezers to defrost and make the stocking crew stay half-a-shift longer. Then we vote the guy who dragged our own country into the war into lame duck status.

You've traced the very substance and nature of our ridiculously circuitous plan to get the EU to attack Iran. Can we get your thoughts on the Zapruder film while you're here? Maybe you can bring some fresh perspective to that.