Unfortunately I have worked with smart, nice people who would take this contract literally, are overly invested in their jobs and would be likely to take me out - even preemptive to any order from the company - if I violated my "contract".

Getting taken out by an autistic hitman with a namshub installed by a cryptocurrency company IS on my 2027 bingo card.

Playing fast and loose with the words "smart" and "nice" there.