The OP is asking for suggestions and you've instead done some weird brag that makes you look bad.

Don't fuck with people's notification settings.

"then on my phone I've disabled notifications "

Perhaps read that again. Then appologize.

Yep, fair shout. I did absolutely misread that but I still think it's some weird brag that doesn't address the question in the slightest.

I do still stand by not fucking with people's notifications but you did not do that and I retract that.

	▲	cwillu 6 hours ago \| parent [-]
		I must have blinked and missed the apology in that comment.