This is a super duper annoying site for people who just want to know if their systems are vulnerable, after patching like a dozen critical vulnerabilities in other software over the last week and are almost at the breaking point of resigning.

Can we have a “don’t treat me like five/toddler” / “idgaf about the explanation” quick link to a section for adults who need to patch systems?

(And if your reaction is “just scroll down, stupid”, I’m happy to report that with the scroll jacking, I scroll not enough / past the critical sections nine out of ten times.)

Edit: You may want to read https://sshhole.com/#exposure.

Thanks for mentioning that before I tried to scroll down. Forewarned, I was able to click on the "2026" link once the left-handed "scrollbar" (not the right word but I can't figure out what the right word should be) appeared, which let me jump past most of the verbiage and get to the "are you affected?" section just a couple pages later.

It's people like you I fire with glee