Thank you! After reading the very first line I just had to check the HN comments:

> Agents can retrieve documents and query databases, but reliability gates agentic analytics: a revenue metric answered faster is worth nothing if the number is wrong.

Absolutely no human would ever write this kind of slop. I have no idea what this even means. Is this really the first thing you want users to read?

I wish people would take a fucking minute to at least figure out what their main selling point is and just write it, you know, like we used to.