The part I find grating is the attempts to punch everything up. ("It's not X. It's Y"). Like, its a react badge component, it doesn't need punching up. You didn't find the smoking gun in a murder mystery, just a misplaced CSS rule.

I've noticed this as well, I've been comparing it to 4Chan Greentext memes. Everything is a short punchy sentence, and every sentence has the same "weight" to it. There's no flow or rhythm, it's like reading off bullet points.